The Brown Boy Syndrome

So the brown boy syndrome is alive and well in the World Cup...

What?!?! What the heck is the brown boy syndrome??

Oh you mean you didn't know? The brown boys are affectionately known as the beautiful ones of modern football; the sun-kissed, hunky, cute boys who bask in the Meditarranean sun. And the Brown Boy Syndrome is quite simply... the choking up of brown boys at the biggest tournament in the world; the World Cup.

Who are the brown boys ??? Cristiano Ronaldo, David Villa... the Portugese and Spanish super-hunks who get girls saliviating over them and always make for extreme eye candy for the spouses of football-mad husbands. Unfortunately... the brown boy syndrome wipes off all the gloss (or suntan oil, whichever way you see it).

Just this morning, I heard a forty year old lady, a single and professional medical doctor mind you... swoon over the cute Spanish boys from yesterday's match (but she just couldn't hide her disappointment on their lacklustre loss to the mechanical Swiss team)

Skilful, macho, athletic, pretty football. All of that just could not match up for pure drive, desire, discipline and... mother luck. Spain played pretty but their "prettiness" cost them dear.

The brown boy syndrome is alive and well indeed.

p.s. That Cristiano sure has a tight ass... awww...